Saturday, April 19, 2008

Learning The ABC's

Another disappointing day in KhanineLand. Prior to khlawing this report, I chekhked my Yahoo email akhkhount. ALAS, no message from The STOOPID Media. Here is the latest one to receive the inside/outside skhoop on The Khandidate To End All Khandidates: TURBO TUBEY Esq.
I'm the Khampaign Khoordinator for Turbo-08. I've khontakhted NBC, CBS, The Colbert Report - with NPR and CNN on the list. (Faux news DOESN'T KHOUNT. I'm not khonservative and/or weird enough for them). ANYWAY, I would like to suggest that the nice Mr. George chekhk out my blog and peruse my recent postings related to Tubey's khampaign fur president. This whole stoopid elekhtion thing SOOOOO needs some khomikh relief at this point. Tank WOO
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Oh well, I was furakhtive enough to paw and khlaw yet another pawtential ear for our furry important message. I'll pupdate THAT on Sunday!


The Army of Four said...

Clueless. They're just plain clueless. Or khlueless.
Play bows,

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

We will just have to keep our eyes on the prize!

Shmoo said...

I hear that the last debate sucked and people actually threw themselves out of windows from the overwhelming amount of media stupidity... so maybe a good thing Tubey wasn't invited.


Khady Lynn said...

I think the human media is just too stupid to realize that Tubey would be GREAT news! They always miss the good stuff and report crap anyway.


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Wow, I can't believe people are ignoring you like this!