Well, NBC missed THEIR opp to feature Tubey's khandidacy. In one of our stategy sessions, Tubey mentioned that perhaps we needed to take our story to Katie Khourikh. Given her low ratings, it would surely be a win-win fur her.
So, here is what I pawed her:
Well -
Since NBC has failed to khontakht me fur this furry important story, it was suggested by The Khandidate himself that perhaps Katie Khouric and Khompany would be interested -
Please khonsider giving air time to us!
Respekhtfully Submitted,
Khyra The Siberian Husky
Since NBC has failed to khontakht me fur this furry important story, it was suggested by The Khandidate himself that perhaps Katie Khouric and Khompany would be interested -
Please khonsider giving air time to us!
Respekhtfully Submitted,
Khyra The Siberian Husky
And then I inkhluded the same message I sent to NBC on Tuesday.
If she chooses to ignore the BEST choice to lead us furward, I'll be taking Tubey's khampaign to ABC, NPR, and CNN.
Updates as warranted!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
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10 comments:
Did Brian Williams for sure say he wouldn't help? He needs to have a small, annoying dog chase him and bite his ankles!
Woo are the best Khyra!
Maybe these "smart" media types don't speakh Khyranese. I mean you know what our khandidate says about humans!
Play bows,
Zim
We would have thought that Khatie Khouric would have jumped at the chance! Do woo need any khampaign help in Kholwooado? We volunteer.
Woos, wags & wuv,
Thunder & Stormy
Well, some human has to be smart enough to reply. Have you tried The Colbert Report? That's Mom's favorite news show.
Kat
Just keep at it Khyra, we will get to the mass media SOME way!!!
Holly
I believe we should all send bags of husky hair to Brian Williams's office. Khatie will help fur sure!
ECHO
Khyra,
Did you include a picture of you and Tubey? How could they possibly say no to such fetching faces?!?
You are a very hardworking campaign coordinator!
Woo woo, KA
We just don't know what those media bipeds are thinkhing! Maybe you khould try Shepard Smith at FOX, after all they are supposed to be "fair & balanced", surely they'll have to give ekhwal time to all the khandidates? We're just sayin....
Khisses,
The RHP
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