Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The Day After


Well, that IS the smell of vikhtory for Turbo! I am almost wooless as to how well he did. It is about time the citizens rekhognize the only khandidate ready to take on the challenge of being lead dog - the one that you khan khount on to answer the phone at 3am - no matter what the time zone!

It is now time to intensify getting Tubey's message out to the media - the stoopid humans paid no heed to our messages. Therefore, I have taken his khampaign to The Animal Planet.

Here is what was pawmitted
I'm khlawing/pawing this message to you as my last resort. Messages to NBC/ABC/NPR/CNN/CBS/ColbertNation have all apparently gone ignored. I'm the Khampaign Khoordinator for Turby-08. Here is his khampaign site http://www.dogswithblogs.com.au/turb08.htm and here is my blog that helps detail all I've tried to do http://khyraskhorner.blogspot.com/
Turbo represents all the khwalities we should have in a leader. He's got brilliant ideas. In fakht, he's the one to suggest I bring our khause to ANIMAL PLANET. And he's khorrekht. People are stoopid and have missed a chance at a great story. I hope the animals in charge of Animal Planet rekhognize this!!!
Respekhtfully Yours,
Khyra The Siberian Husky

Thank you for contacting Viewer Relations. We make every effort to reply within one week of receipt of your message. Please check our website for additional information..http://www.discovery.com
First Name Khyra
Last Name TheSiberianHusky
Email Address khyra_sh at thingie yahoo.com
Question Regarding Network/Program Related
Postal/Zip Code 17404
Signal Provider/Cable Company Khomkhast (Ick)

I intend to keep trying - his message has to be heard. I was proud to khast my vote fur him on Tuesday - and my hu-mom was not stoopid as she pressed his name as well!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

8 comments:

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Ha woo, we will keep pawsitive!

Jack & Moo said...

Khyra, as Khampaign manager for Turbo, we are bringing an important matter to your attention - there is no khampaign gear on Turbo's store. (we linked from his khampaign site).

We need "Turb-08" and "Vote for Turbo" bumper stickers for our Siberian Outback so we can spread the woos & get all the dogs in RI to vote for Tubey too. We think you are doing a terrific job as khampaign manager for Turbo....except that there's no khampaign gear.

Wooos,
Star & Jack "Get the Vote Out" a-roo

The Army of Four said...

Wowzers! Surely Animal Planet will listen!
(Why is Ammy saying "Don't call me Shirley?")
Ha roo roo roo and play bows,
The Zimstigator

Thor said...

Khampaign gear!! OMD, how did we furget the khampaign gear!! We must have bumper stickers!!

Woos,
Thor

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Ya way to go Turbo!!

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie

Tucker said...

Keep the energy going, Kyra!

Khady Lynn said...

Whatever happens, we khan't give up. We will just keep khlawing away at all those news people until they get tired of hearing from us and give Tubey the rekhognition he deserves!!!

holly

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Okay, Animal Planet cannot possibly ignore you!

Kat